Ghosts in Sarasota?

Question

I have a friend who lives in Sarasota Fl., home of the late John Ringling and winter home for his circus.

Her house is infested with the ghosts of circus midgets, their pie throwing antics and stuffing themselves into a tiny car is getting to her. What can she do?

Answer 1

She should tell them to get in their little car and drive to the light!

Answer 2

she needs to have whip cream pies on hand to throw back at the midgets.

Answer 3

No wonder they're angry.They are little ghosts.Midget is an offensive word.

Answer 4

i agree with zachary9351

Answer 5

I'm going with the throw pies back comment. IF you can't beat em, join em. now If I can just remember who said that I would be doing good.

Answer 6

Well assuming this is a genuine question, the first step is usually to ask the spirits or ghosts to leave and explain to them that they are dead. The next step usually is to call in a paranormal investigative team, and I would recommend Daytona Beach Paranormal. *****Help baby Osiris: visit paranormal-society dot com for fund-raiser information!*****

Answer 7

Question: are the pies physically real or are they ghost pies? If the former, then I would say you've got an infestation of Class 5 fully corporeal repeating entities. The only way to neutralize this type of manifestation is to hit them back with pies loaded with an extremely high negative ion density.

Answer 8

ghosts arent real