Gimme some ideas - Your momma's so fat...

Question

I may be in my late thirties, but my god son is 12 and a joke encyclopedia. I just need to beat the little brat on this one.

Answer 1

the only thing attracted to your mama is gravity lol hahahahahahaaa

Answer 2

Your Momma's so fat, the elevators only go down with her on..

Answer 3

you mama is so fat, shes got her own orbit

Answer 4

she sat on a dollar and made change

Answer 5

Your momma's so fat that when she bends down an eclipse of the sun takes place.

xx

Answer 6

she puts mayonnaise on her Tylenol

she uses two greyhound buses has roller blades  

Answer 7

Yo momma so fat that when she steps on the scale it says "one at a time please"

Answer 8

does it have to be fat?

yo momma so stupid she took the day after pill the day after you were born!

Answer 9

Your mamma's so fat...

when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

when she farted she launched herself into orbit.she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

her parents had to take her to sea world to be baptized.

They're my fav ones :)

Answer 10

Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish.

Your momma's so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.

Answer 11

your mum's teeth are so yellow she ran the sun out of bussiness.

your mum's so fat when she gets in the  lift it has to go down it cant go up beacuse she is so heavy.

your mum's so short she drowns in the puddle

Answer 12

your momma`s so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back into the water.

your momma`s so fat she can lay down or stand up and her height

doesn`t change.

your momma`s so fat her favourite food is seconds.

your momma`s so fat when she steps on the scales it says sorry no live stock.

Answer 13

when she wears a yellow coat everyone shouts TAXI!

Answer 14

your mommas so fat that picture we took of her last year is STILL printing

... so fat the local weather station gives a name to each one of her farts

Lol

Answer 15

Her azz has it's own zip code

Answer 16

your mommas so ugly CCTV cameras turn off when they see her

Answer 17

How about:

Yo momma's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo momma's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Answer 18

yo momma so fat everytime she takes a step the whole earth shakes

yo momma so fat that my mansion is her doll house..

Answer 19

Yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Yo momma's so fat she eats wheat thicks  

Answer 20

your mom's so fat evan dora couldent explore her ( dnt ask lolz kiddy moment lol )

Answer 21

When she was in middle school she sat next to everyone!

And her belt size in the equator!

Answer 22

she has more chins than a chinese phonebook!

she doesnt skinnydip, she chunkydunks

people jog around her for excersice

she had to go to seaworld to get baptized

she was in the ocean and spain claimed her as the new world

these are all yo mamas so fat jokes

Answer 23

when she rolled over in bed she burnt her **** on the light bulb...your poor wife/girlfriend/ex wife!