Girl"s & boy"s.how thing"s change..?

Question

A computer was something on TV

From a science fiction show of note

A window was something you hated to clean

And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend

And gig was a job for the nights

Now they all mean different things

And that really mega bites.

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A curser used profanity

A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

And if you had a 3 inch floppy

You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage

Not something you did to a file.

And if you unzipped anything in public

You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper

And the memory in my head

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash

But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.

Answer 1

very very amusing.

Answer 2

absolutely wonderful.

Answer 3

Superb. Very clever. A well deserved star.

Answer 4

good one

Answer 5

lol ! amazing..

Answer 6

a star for the lady!! excellent no8...

Answer 7

nice one our kidda..

Answer 8

what can one say!! beautiful..

Answer 9

nice one :-)

Answer 10

thanks, now I feel old.

Answer 11

h**l ! I see the computer drowining in debts !! it 'borrowed' somany words from English !!! wonder when it is going to be on its own !!!!? :)

Answer 12

very nice.

Answer 13

a well deserved star...*

Answer 14

original..and a star for you..

Answer 15

that"s nice..