Girls, if that doesn't, then what?

Question

i've tried to block the slap of you ladies. but i can't. either you do it too fast, or the hand is too far out so i can't block it, or you smile to get me off guard, but it ALWAYS gets me. if blocking it doesn't work on you, then what does???? how can we catch your hand? or is there a way to block it that we don't know? will you tell me?

Answer 1

Kiss or Hug us. Haha. :)

Answer 2

you could try to avoid PROVOKING the slap. i know very few women who have slapped a man without JUST CAUSE. maybe you hang around with crazy betches?

Answer 3

Other than not doing anything to deserve it, the only thing I can think of is when we go to slap you, just jump in and give a hug.  or duck.

Answer 4

IF A GIRL SLAPS YOU THEN PUNCH HER

JK JK JK JK JK KJ JKJK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

NEVER SLAP GIRLS. THEY ARE GODESSES

IF YOU GET SLAPPED YOU PROBABLY DESERVED IT!