Girls, what would you SAY and DO?

Question

If your abusive EX shrunk down to the size of a bug (2-inches tall) and was standing on your kitchen counter as you were looking down at him!

SAY - (answer)

DO - (answer)

Answer 1

use insect/bf  killer sprays

Answer 2

"I told you to stay away from me and I told you not to contact me."

*puts a glass over him, slips an index card or something under the glass, puts a bowl over that, slides a cardboard under bowl.  Sets outside on the sidewalk off my property, calls police to report violation of protective order*

Answer 3

I have never had an absuive ex. But if it was I'd say 'Hey, how come you are alive and turned into a bug? I killed you years ago for hitting me!'

Answer 4

It's so fun to fantasize ain't it. Just squish the little.........

my daughter would put the ex in a tall glass & put drops of pure cinnamon oil in each day (she's meaner than i am)

Answer 5

This isn't a "man hating" question. This is a troll, posing as a woman, with a "giant woman" fetish. As cartoonish  and preposterous as it sounds, it is common enough that I have earned easy money writing pulp fiction revolving around this peculiarity of human sexual expression.

Answer 6

Abusive aye?

Say: ha-ha-ha-ha...

Do: Spear him with a fork, flick on one of my gas burners and roast me a creepy crawly. Then I'd scrape him off into the toilet, take a pee and flush.

Answer 7

This is pure HATE and RUBBISH, I'm a boy, you are most likely a grown woman, and you should hang your head in SHAME

In just a year or two I may join the army and it is possible that I like many others will be called on to give my life for people like you.

And guess what, I would! There is no greater price

Men are you’re sons, brothers, fathers

Answer 8

I haven't had an abusive ex so I'm not sure. But I don't like causing pain to things so probably I'd tell him it serves him right and laugh a bit, then take him to the hospital or whatever. And why do you keep posting this question?

Answer 9

Say "Hows it feel to know that I can pound on you now?"

Do "hit him with a magazine just to hurt him and then put him in a jar and "forget" to give him airholes and watch him die slowly and painfully.

Wow, I just realized how vindictive I can be LOL

Answer 10

Why do people ask these man-hating questions? Even better, why do people answer them, knowing she's sitting around with 'her girls' getting off on this.

Edit: Thumbs DOWN? Are you kidding me? Comeon people, we've only seen this question at least a HUNDRED times on here.