Girls, who do you think?

Question

i made a bet with a girl i know, she's going to get a friend of hers to come up out of the blue and try to slap me because i told her i didn't think a girl could do that to me. she had said she had smacked a guy for something he did and i told her if a girl tried on me i'd block it away, simple as that. she asked me if i knew martial arts, and no, i don't. but i don't think that matters. so she's going to get a friend of hers that she knows has done it-and won't tell me which one-to come up to me and try it. i need your help though. first, who do you think will win? i'm just checking. do you think i'll block it? or get slapped easily? she says i'll get slapped, no doubt about it. and second, is there any way when i'll know ahead of time that she's about to do it? like in body language she might have?

Answer 1

You should let her smack you. That's exactly what you need. Maybe then you will realize what a loser you are!!

Answer 2

what in the world!? um ok if your not expecting it of course you will be slapped,but the catch is you know it's going to happen so everytime a girl approaches you you will automatically be on guard which makes this bet, a non-bet i would have to say call it off, you have complete domination in this one

Answer 3

Why would you want someone to slap you?  Why does this matter?  I don't understand why you are putting so much time and effort into this.  You will be anticipating it every time someone walks up to you so you will be expecting it.  If you are "conducting an experiment", its flawed cause you know it will happen.  Why don't you turn you focus on something more constructive like martial arts, gymnastics or dance.  Seems to me you need some physical distraction.