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Girls if my Dirty ones did not work how about these my Pathetic Pick Up Lines?

by Guest34389  |  earlier

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I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I must be in heaven cause I've seen an angel

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

I know milk does a body good, but d**n girl, how much have you been drinking?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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  1. Did you just break wind, because you're blowing me away!

    lol I love the first one.


  2. Wow.  That's all I have to say.

  3. i just gave u a star by accident because i didnt noe about them **** ohh welllll  

  4. uGH... I diD'N T rEAd thiS

  5. I'm guessing you're still single.

  6. i like the dirty ones too lmao :]

    i lost my teddy too! :o

  7. you forgot: my face is leaving in 5 minutes, be on it!

  8. Hey i am the one who was noticing U....WAIT have few can of beer i am coming....lol

  9. most of them are pretty stupid but still funny. =P

  10. LOL!!! These were great, Star for you!

  11. haha id sleep w/ you ;)

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