The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?â€Â
A blonde works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, “What is 15 plus 15?â€Â
After 15 or 20 seconds he says, “Eighteen!†Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!â€Â
The leader says, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.â€Â
So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?†After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, “Ninety?†The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh — everyone is disheartened - the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!â€Â
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance– What is 2 plus 2?â€Â
The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, “Four?â€Â
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 blondes jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream…
“Give him another chance! Give him another chance!â€Â
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