Give me some nice sledges to use?

Question

i play cricket for a team but i m not really good at sledging. so if any one can give me some gud ones den dat wud b great. i know a few like

i hav seen better leaves on a tree

give him a car, lets see if he can drive that

Answer 1

Here's a good one,

If the batsman keeps missing the ball tell him,

"It's red, round ,weighs 22 ounces and comes out of my hand when I run up to you.Any guesses?"

If he played the square drive or missed it say,

"The square drive ain't really square Einstein!"

Try it.Turns everybody mad.

Answer 2

whilst your fielding,  say this the bowler "give him a yorker and he'll be the walker."

Answer 3

After batsman attempts a hook shot, tell him that you have seen betters hookers down at kings cross.(or your nearest red light district)

Answer 4

Monkey is the worst sledge in contemporary cricket. It catapulted an entire cricket team recently. Use it sparingly, the effects can be lethal.

Answer 5

Swear a lot, it usually puts people off (my favourite at the moment is f*cktard). And it's always funny if you comment on how fat the bastman / woman is.

Like; "if you spent as much time batting as you did eating you wouldn't be so sh*t". This wasn't said in a professional game but during one of my uni matches last year (the batter took a massive swish at the ball and missed hahaha).