Give me some tips for getting out of jury duty?

Question

Give me some tips for getting out of jury duty?

Answer 1

Fastest way to get out of Jury duty is to bring up the subject of Jury Nullification.

Answer 2

eat a whole bunch of beans, cabbage and dairy products

then persistently interrupt the judge with big loud fartz

everytime he tries to say something

Answer 3

Start quoting Bible passages about how only God can judge. One time that I got called for jury duty, another person stood up and gave the judge a lecture on the red letter Bible. (In which Jesus's spoken words are printed in red.) Long story short, this guy was kicked out of the prospective pool by the lawyers.

Answer 4

Better be truthful or you could be the next person needing a jury

Answer 5

If you have a child or sick parent, sibling, spouse

If you have any illness documented

Go with the old favorite-you hate everyone and in no way could remain unbiased as everyone deserves a turn in h**l-

Judges love that one

Answer 6

Tell them you know the person that's going on trial. Tell them you used to work with them or something.