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Give me your best you momma joke.?

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I have one, here it goes yo momma is so fat, she goes to walmart buys pants, two sizes smaller than her, then goes back to the store, and says take these back, I so fat, look at my huge badonkadonk yo!!!

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  1. Your mama is so ugly that she only got married one time.

    If I had a dollar for every brain your mom doesn't have, I would have one dollar.


  2. Yo mamma's so ugly, tears run down the back of her head because they're to scared to come down her face.

  3. Your momma is so ugly that the Man in the Moon has to look away.

  4. You're mom's so stupid the doorbell rang and she opened the microwave and said hello.

    or

    You're moms so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

    or

    You're moms so fat that when she goes in the ocean, the whales start singing, "we are family"

  5. Yer mom's so stupid, she thought a Jolly Rancher was a g*y cowboy. d=

  6. lol yours is funny..

    bUt i don't know some yo momma joke..

    thanks for the g00d ones..^^

  7. Romeo Romeo where art thou Momma

    My retarded friend made that up...

    I don't get your joke. =S

    Here's Mine: Yo Momma is so stupid she thinks a school is someone that's S'cool!

    Get it??

  8. yo mama so stupid she yelled in an envelope and thoght that waz air mail

    or

    yo mamas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles fall out...

    :)

    hahah

  9. recently, "Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for they new world"

    previously, "Yo mama so "big" her college graduation picture was an aerial photo."

    historically, "Yo mama so slow when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends"

    really, "Yo mama so funny she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train."


  10. Your mama just like home depo 25 cents a s***w.!!!

    LMAO  

  11. Your momma is so fat they have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!!!!

  12. the most awesome joke ever

    YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 3 DOLLARS IS!

  13. Yo momma so ugly that when it was lunch time you had to feed her with a sling shot!!!

    Yo momma so ugly not even the dog would play with her!!!!!
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