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Drive Through ATM Procedures

Please note that Banks are installing new "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up.

MALE PROCEDURE

* 1 Drive up to the cash machine.

* 2 Put down your car window.

* 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

* 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

* 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

* 6 Put window up.

* 7 Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

* 1 Drive up to cash machine.

* 2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.

* 3 Set parking Brake, Put the window down.

* 4 Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.

* 5 Turn the radio down.

* 6 Attempt to insert card into machine.

* 7 Attempt to insert card into machine.

* 8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

* 9 Insert card.

* 10 Re-insert card the right side up

* 11 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

* 12 Enter PIN.

* 13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

* 14 Enter amount of cash required.

* 15 Check make up in rear view mirror.

* 16 Retrieve cash and receipt.

* 17 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

* 18 Place receipt in back of checkbook.

* 19 Re-check make-up again.

* 20 Drive forwards 2 feet.

* 21 Reverse back to cash machine.

* 22 Retrieve card.

* 23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

* 24 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers queuing behind.

* 25 Restart stalled engine and pull off.

* 26 Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

* 27 Release Parking Brake.

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  1. hahahahahaha funny  


  2. lol!! heard this before but its really funny..n makes me giigle everytime i imagine

  3. This is so typical of a woman, is it a true story...?

    Superb rendition, great stuff...!

  4. Lmao funny

  5. lol i heard it before but its still nice  

  6. you were doing well up til here...

    "Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal "

    appropriate?!?!? don't think so! besides shouldn't this have come from a guy, lil cherry?

  7. Maybe I should find it demeaning to women, but I like it! Can certainly see myself in one or two of these senerios, although I can remember my pin number.

  8. i thought girls were supposed to pay out the men....??

    good joke though!

  9. ha haha~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    girls girls girls u girls do that all the time~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!never miss the beat of the drum~~!!!!!perfect ~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    congratulations~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

    u could have added calling up to the customer care to conform the pin number~~~!!!!!!!! lolzzz

  10. ahahahaha..so true..

    i'm a gurl..but i think..gurls don't make good drivers..

  11. Good joke, and it's nice that the girls find it amusing too.

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