Global Warming is affecting my golf game!?

Question

Usually by March 1st, I can go out and hit a few at the local driving range. Problem is, the range is STILL COVERED WITH SNOW!!! I wish GW would get here already, there is still ice on the lake, (I cant launch my St Tropez), I cant snowmobile, (prohibited aFeter March 31 even if THERE IS SNOW ON THE GROUND), I dont know whether to keep the snowblower attachment on my 28HP John Deere or install the lawn cutting attachment, wheres AlGore when you need him!

Answer 1

LOL, Thanks for posting that!!! And the one about the puppies looking like Gore...Thats my vote for best answer!!!

Answer 2

You think you got problems, I got a base ball team trying too play ball on a frozen ice ball field

Answer 3

Yeah..mine too.  Thanks to global warming I now have a helluva slice.  Even when I correct for the slice, I can barely shoot 350 yards with my 5 iron now.

The darn global warming is going to force me to carry +THREE+ clubs around the course with me....Only a couple of years ago, I only had to carry my 5 and a putter.  Now I'm going to have to carry a 3 too for the long holes.

Answer 4

It caused me to start hooking.

Answer 5

No.

Answer 6

Yes, you could say this if you like the fact of florida and NYC getting flooded and animals going extinct but heck, NYC would just evacuate to North Dakota which will be in no danger in the middle of no where then we would say "Now whos not important huh?" haha

Answer 7

Its funny.. some say global warming.. some say global CHANGE.

its a crapshoot. They are lying.

Answer 8

Is it the poor golfer who blames his handicap on his equipment, or the weather.