Global warming tax starts today?

Question

The Toilet tax starts today ...all toilet rolls are to be taxed to help reduce pollution and save a few trees ...50p per roll is to be added as from 12 today ...However press reports say that retailers will initially absorb the cost

Answer 1

I only use one sheet per wipe. so all the global warmers out there should have no problem shaking my hand.

Answer 2

on April first. sure i believe you.

Answer 3

Duuhh...

Answer 4

ok...kool!

Answer 5

And just WHO gets the $$?? The Gov?? You people have just been had AGAIN!! Don't believe old algore and coffee cup anaon.

Answer 6

Love this one, but what a good idea though.

Taxing non-recycled bog roll so that you can only wipe your bum on old news.

Answer 7

It's not the toilet paper and the motions that they need to worry about but the expulsion of gas, methinks/methane??

Answer 8

O K good april fool,some may believe you.

Answer 9

zzzzzzzzz....haha.....zzzzzzzzzz

Answer 10

Yeah, I'm really browned off about the whole idea. Roll on the tax cuts, I say.

Answer 11

ha ha ha that'll lower your methane expulsions!

I looked and thought "no way!" esp seeing as i paid a very cheapo 40p for 4 rolls last night!

Answer 12

Thats a crappy idea, it won't flush well with everyone.

Answer 13

Wow, now its 6 dollars more for 12 toilet paper rolls? RIP OFF!

Edit: Oh, lol april fools.