God or chris eaton?

Question

who would win a game of tennis

Answer 1

God....

he perfects every game

Answer 2

Oh he'll be God next year instead of a mere mortal to all those young lasses screaming their lungs out for him to win tonight.

God!

Answer 3

all i have to say is congrats to him.

Answer 4

Depends on how good God is. If he's better than club-level, he'd probably beat Eaton :P Seriously, this is what always happens at Wimbledon. Every time a player other than a Henman (or now Murray) wins so much as one round, he's a national celebrity for five minutes... then promptly makes a triumphant return to obscurity before the tournament has even ended. Such is the state of British tennis :(

Answer 5

GOD!!!

His strokes work to perfection, and you should see gods' serves.

He works to perfection!