God vs. Superman. Steel cage match. Who wins?

Question

God vs. Superman. Steel cage match. Who wins?

Answer 1

God created superman. This question is honestly stupid.

Answer 2

whats the point of them being in a steel cage? if there was a physical form of god im pretty sure he could break through the cage

and, thats a random question

Answer 3

im pretty sure god would set superman on fire and send him t o h**l

Answer 4

Both are imaginary, so each person can answer differently, depending upon his beliefs, knowledge, prejudices, logic, etc. Ma Lo Wong the Chinese Monkey King could beat both of them with hsi 3 ton iron staff, as he did the warriors of Yu Ti the Jade Emperor of Heaven who is much like Yahweh. Superman or Ubermensch as Nietzche would call him is strong and invulnerable if no kryptonite is around. Yahweh would bore him to death with imbecilic pompous drivel though.

Answer 5

God would not be fighting because he has nothing to prove, and he is already much bigger then any MMA fighter could ever hope to be.

Answer 6

I agree with gurl_frm. I have no doubt that the Lord has a sense of humour, but there is no respect here. Seriously dude...really dumb question. There are more intelligent ways to seek some attention.

Answer 7

Superman, because the good guy always wins

Answer 8

DON'T JOKE WITH THESE THINGS!!!

GOD IS NOT A JOKE!!!!

Answer 9

can you imaging god wearing his underwear on the outside like Supurman in a stand up fight? Awesome!  Who wins?  Superman and it would be unfair.  Superman in virile, fit and young while middle age must be catching up with god by now surely.  So my cash is on Superman.

Answer 10

Ah... But if you ask Nietzche, then the superman. After all, God is dead.

Thus spoke Zarathustra.

Answer 11

Steel Cage?

HMMM....

God throws a clothes line! Superman is down....But wait...he's flying...he's heading out of the cage...

He's gonna...NO...

(joey styles) OH MY GOD!!!!

God just pedigreed Superman on some kryptonite...

1...2...no....

superman is back up!...Rakes the face of God on the Cage...But he's not bleeding...He laughs at it...

God takes him and slams him into the cage...Wait here comes Lex Luthor!!!

Jumps in the ring...but he's beating on God...what's going on...

IT'S JESUS...IT'S JESUS...

He has a steel chair!!!

VAN DAMINATOR!!!

luthor it out...

Jesus just produced a table out of thin air...they're setting up  luthor and superman on the table...

Jesus is going up to the top of the cage....God is going up...

DOUBLE LEG DROP!!!!!

IT'S OVER!!!!

Answer 12

God.  God created everything and can take everything away.