besides obviously team colors. I need some sort of burnt orange. So that takes care of the shirt color. but everything else is up in the air. but there are a few little guidelines I would wish to adhere to: #1. its Austin. #2 It's August..... so right away the hoodie has been all but eliminated from the conversation. Rule #3 I don't want to toot my own horn, but I work out 6 days a week, and I'm very proud of the toned and tanline-free buttocks I have created for myself. They would very much like to be accentuated. Rule #4. My b***s arent bad either, but they're not big enough to jiggle violently when the home team scores a touchdown, and I begin to leap into the air 12-15 times in immediate succession. Rule #5. I basically want to look as s**y, skimpy, and bursting with burnt orange pride as possible without being thrown out of the stadium for exposing naughty parts on pay-per-view. hope I haven't narrowed the topic down too much. don't lose any sleep over it. just tell me what first pops into your head..... gracias.
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