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Gold digger?Gold digger?Gold digger?

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When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her,

"but in just a month or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million pounds."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening

and............three days later, she became his stepmother.

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  1. haha


  2. Now that's funny.  

  3. ha ha ha!!! women are becoming really clever these days!!!

  4. hahaha

    lol

    i loved it  

  5. ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh


  6. lmao

  7. hhmmm

    what can i say to that

    ha ha ha

    x x x

  8. Thanks for the joke of the day, I needed a good laugh, hooray!

  9. Remember...........

    There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal in women. Foremost amongst these is the Mercedes Benz 500S convertible.

  10. lol  

  11. LMAO!!!

    i love it :D  

  12. ha ha that was so funny =]

    star                                

  13. lol

  14. lmao OUCH!!! good one i like and ooooo

  15. hahaa lol

  16. very nice

    definite star

  17. girl power!!!!

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