Good/ Funny quotes?

Question

know any? (no innapropriate stuff please)

Answer 1

"Dont insult someone until youve walked a mile in their shoes. Then when you say something about them, youll be a mile away and have their shoes." -Anon.

Answer 2

Go to www.myhotcomments.com they have great quotes there =)

Answer 3

These are the last words of famous people and some are hilarious, knowing what happens next. My favorite is Louis XIV

http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/dying...

Answer 4

Don't insult the alligator until you've crossed the swamp.

Man's greatest friend is the male alligator. The female alligator lays 1000 eggs every month and the male alligator eats 999 of them. Were it not for the male alligator, we'd be up to our asses in alligators.  ( There's an expression: up to our asses in alligators ).

Answer 5

" the only thing we have to fear is fear itself' FDR

" I have a dream " martin luther king

if this was the alamo we'd all be eating tacos -- charles mehls

" WE're gonna need a bigger boat " roy schider said that isn jaws

Answer 6

dont frown because u dont know who is falling in love with your smile........

Answer 7

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

- Winston Churchil

Answer 8

These are a few of my favorites that I have come across:

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~ Herm Albright

Sometimes you are the windshield and sometimes you are the bug.

There are people who watch things happens, people who wonder what happens, and those who have to touch the fire to see if it is really hot.

Quality.......is like buying oats, if you want good oats you pay a fair price, but if you want oats that has been through the horse once, well...that comes a little cheaper.