Good Ideas on HOW TO GET RID OF FRATBOY NEIGHBORS!!??

Question

Ok so we live in a nice quiet neighborhood, on a quiet street, the house right next door recently has been rented or sold, (not sure) to two frat boys. They have parties like every nite (with booze) and park all their cars in front of our house. They aren't really that loud as far as I can tell, but my parents dont want them there. I was thinking smoke bombs, cuz i have some NICE smoke bombs left over from the 4th. I was thinking about throwing one or two over the fence while they were in the backyard. Any good ideas on how to get rid of them or annoy the heck outta them? By the way I'm 15...Oh yeah, dont say "Deal with it" or "Call the cops", cuz those aren't fun ways to handle this... I'd rather do something hilarious (hilarious to me that this lol) They could move out if they were only renting, and they might be renting.I didn't know what section to put this in either....

Answer 1

Andrew my lad, you are young and inexperienced.  If you pull a "fun" stunt on them instead of calling the police, they will retaliate in full force and you will wish you had done the right thing after it is too late.  Drunken frat boys are mean, viscious schluks who will key your parents cars, burn a cross on your lawn and poison your pets.

It is the JOB of the Police to restore law and order, so call them and be sure to write down and tell the Police everything they do and don't do.  

Hilarious to you might not be it to them and they could really "do a number" on you and your parents.  SMARTEN UP !!!

SHOW THIS TO YOUR PARENTS NOW!!!! tELL THE pOLICE THAT YOU SUSPECT THEY ARE DOING AND DEALING DRUGS.  

Answer 2

You could put them in a plastic bag, tie it shut tightly, wait a month, then they shouldn't bother you anymore.

Just kidding.  Sorry. But I just couldn't help myself!

Answer 3

If you want to get rid of them do it legally not "the fun way" or you may bite off more than you can chew.  Have your parents contact the owners of the property and let them know what is happening.  They may have a clause in their rental agreement about parties etc.  Your way of thinking will only get you in trouble and may make things worse all the way around.  Step back and let those who are mature and responsible handle this situation.  

Answer 4

Enjoy being "hilarious."  You'll land yourself in jail faster than the frat boys will be leaving.