Good Revenge Names!!!!!!! hehehe?

Question

I know this is in the wrong catagorie but w.e !

i've just broke up with my bf coz hes a stupid lying 2timing s*x crazy ***** and i need a good name to put in my msn name about how being single is great! any ideas thankss!!

the nastiest one gets 10 points!!!!

ow and i case your wondering i dnt care aobut his feelings..after all he dosn't care about mine!!!!

and dnt tell me i'll regret it i'm just saying this coz i'm angry! i dnt care!!!!!!!!!

thanksssss

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Answer 1

Good insults follow the same rules as good party dresses - go with something simple, understated and classic.

E.g. Finally It's Over, Thank God I'm Free At Last etc

Answer 2

something to do with the size (or lack thereof)  his d**k

Answer 3

C*m dumpster.  Oh wait, did he leave you for a guy?  

Answer 4

1. My plan is to forgive and forget. I'm gonna forgive my self for being so stupid, and forget u ever existed.

2. My knight in Shinging armor turned out to be a loser in aliminum foil.

3. It's better to have loved and lost then to have to live with a phycopath for the rest of ur life.

4. I've been trying to see things from ur point of veiw, but i can't stick my head that far up my *ss.

5. U should stick a condem over ur head, cuz if ur gonna act like a D*ck U may as well dress like one.

6. i was a little upset when i saw u with her, but then i laughed cuz she was UGLY.

7. The problem is, god gave a man a brain and a p***s, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

8. MENtal anxiaty, MENtal breakdown, MENstual cramps, MENopause... Ever notice that all our problems begin with men?

9. Ur single, make the best of it, it doen't mean ur not good enough, it means no ones good enough for u.

10. Boys are like toilets, either they're taken, or full of sh*t.

Answer 5

That will never hurt him. Are you stupid?

Answer 6

-sigh

no longer will i have to deal with his tiny p***s

<3

have fun s******g with that jerk!

Answer 7

Finally free from the monster!

haha that wasn't very creative sorry..

Answer 8

How about

AHHH.... FINALLY free from that d**n fugly a*****e hobbit...

LOL

Answer 9

lol that is really really going to make your ex angry.

why dont you just get someone to beat him up. that would hurt him more then posting a silly msn screen name lol. but your probably 13 years old.  

Answer 10

i'd say don't bother because if he is nasty -he will just laugh at it-and that will just make you angrier ....

Answer 11

ok if you guys had s*x: He doesn't know how to please a woman (or girl)

(this will really really get to him, trust me!!) or if you guys haven't, maybe try: I'm free of that hairy, b.o smelling, loser of a boyfriend.

Answer 12

um okay let me think...

1. Boys are like parking spots. The good ones are always taken, and the rest are f***ing handicapped.

2. Finally room to breath! I was feeling chlosterphobic next to his fat ***.

3. Edward Cullen bites pillows... but my ex-bf f**ks em'!

(sorry that had to do with a charecter from my fav book twilight lol)

4. Wow... the stench is gone already.

5. I outta' report that a**hole to his stupid gaming buddies, cuz he sure d**n cheated.

alright I have run out of creative juice >.<

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