Good blond jokes that are cool?

Question

Good blond jokes that are cool?

Answer 1

three blonds are looking down at some tracks, one blond says "i think they are deer tracks", the second blond says, "nope, these are moose tracks", the third blond says ,"ummm..these are bear tracks"....then, the train ran over them.  

Answer 2

Q)  How do you keep a blond busy?

A)  You give her a bag of M&M's and ask her to alphabetize them.

Q)  How can you tell if she's cheating?

A)  She eats the W's.

Answer 3

I KNEW A BLONDE THAT WAS SO STUPID THAT:

~ she called me to get my phone number.

~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

~she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

~she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

~ she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

~ she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

~ she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

~ she tried to drown a fish.

~ she thought a quarterback was a refund.!

~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.

~ they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

~ she tripped over a cordless phone.<<< DON'T LAUGH IT'S HAPPENED!!! >>>

~she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put 'Sagittarius.'

~she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

~ it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

~if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

~she studied for a blood test.

~she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

~she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

~she thought she needed a token to get on Soul train.

~she sold the car for gas money.

~when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.

~ when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

~she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

~ when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

~when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Answer 4

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree?

A: Wave at her!



Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q: Why was the blonde girls belly button bruised?

A: Her boyfriend is blonde too (think about it...duh!!)

Ok thats it...this is a family show!!!

Answer 5

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha these are very funny thanks

Answer 6

A brunette, redhead and blonde arestuck on a boat 60 miles from the closest piece of land.

The brunette swims 8 miles, gets, tired then drowns

The redhead swims 30 miles, gets tired, then drowns

The blonde swims 59 miles, gets tired, then swims back.

Answer 7

Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.

By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim…"

And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

  



  

  

Answer 8

a blonde a brunette jump off a bridge, who wins?

The Brunette, the blonde has to ask for directions.

Answer 9

2 bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a beautiful blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, ''I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked.'' With that, she stripped off all her clothes and then rolled the dice while yelling ''Come on baby, momma needs new clothes!'' She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while yelling ''YES, I WIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!'' With that, she picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left.

The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one finally asked the other, ''What the h**l did she roll anyway?'' The second dealer answered, ''I thought you were paying attention!''

:))

Answer 10

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"