Good comebacks for school??

Question

I'm starting school tomorrow and I want to have good comebacks for school..I am not the desperate type who goes around asking people for good comebacks, but at this time, I'm desperate LOLL! if you give a good comeback then I will give you 10 points..

Please don't answer with some foolish adult-like comebacks "oh just ignore them"

or some stupid retarded comeback like "yeah ur mom, or ur daddy"

I need original comebacks also..;

haha :] thanks.

p.s. i dont really know a good category to put this in so im putting it in a random category...

Answer 1

-Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole freakin bottle

-Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED

-Earth is full. Go home.

 

-There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it

and this is sort a religious so if you are im sorry but... god made mountains god made lakes god made u but we all make mistakes

Answer 2

was your mom on pills when she had you cause you ugly          insult: your a fail: comebak: so was your dads condum.

Answer 3

 You:  Sorry I'm busy at the moment, I'll ignore you some other day

Answer 4

 You:  Sorry I'm busy at the moment, I'll ignore you some other day

Answer 5

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a*s.

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

your birth certificate was a apology letter from the comdom factoy

you must have been born on the highway, because thats where most accidents happen.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your girlfriend later.

 

 

lol hop these helped :P

Answer 6

some says "hey are you g*y?" you say "why, are you interested?"

Answer 7

kid: your a geekosourous You: ok well your bigfoot but twice the hair and weight.

 

Answer 8

Wow. Last time i heard that Comeback my pencil turned into a dragon.

Answer 9

is someone tells you to do something like "Go F**K yourself" or your mom, or just telling you to do something stupid, then reply with the common, but underused "Ladies first" or "age before beauty" It really silences them for a sec.

Answer 10

Well, this is kinda for anything any one calls you. just say "Why do you keep talking about yourself"? That usually makes people angry.   =p

Answer 11

Other person: wow atleast i have friends
You: parents dont count sorry

Your not my friend so i realy dont care what you say

Answer 12

crawl back in yo mamas a*s where u came from!

Answer 13

If I'm stupid, there arent words to describe you!

Person: You suck!
You: No I dont! Thats YOUR job!

Do you honestly think I care?

Person: *Phone* Its -insert name here--- what do you wanna give?
You: I'd like to give you therapies!

-Driving accident-

Person: You're a horrible driver!
You: Well, your mom says I'm a good driver in bed!