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Good comebacks i can copy and paste?

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sometimes i do all my comebacks and i dont have any left man i hate when thta happens i have to keep saying the same things over comebacks please?

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hmhmhmhmh
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thats a good question
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tell your mum i left her money on her dressing table
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Haha, if you cant think of your own comebacks in a few seconds then you're lame! Besides, everyone knows internet comebacks.
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if i wanted my comeback id get it off your moms chin
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Your so g*y that you f**t out seamen

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-hey u have something on ur chin, no ur other chin.

hahaha i love that one

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are you an *** ?

Cos your hairy and you smell like ****!

Your the reason abortions look good !

Your moma is so fat she puts lipstik on with a paint roller

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When someone malevolent says something like, "well, in my opinion...", you could say, "Opinions are like cakeholes. Everyone's got one."
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Say this in a chinese voice :D (its funnier)

" Yo motha so fat when she jump fo joy she got stuck!"

Lmao. Haha alwayz cracks me up :P (lil old though)
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ScheiBe essen und sterben.

that's eat sh*t and die and german.

that one always works. the "B" is pronounced as a double "s" so it's better read Scheisse.
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your mom is always a good one.
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Make like a fetus and head out, make like a banana and split, make like a tree and leave.
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Wha'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
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Why dont they sell raid for roaches like you!?

hahahaha

always works
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haha what a coincidence, thats what your mom said last night!! oh, btw, can you tell her not to call mein class anymore... d**n.
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if a person sais i f***** your mom last night, say "well you were trying to get by with an old lady, i carved you mom's eyes out with a butter knife while she was having s*x with the family dog"
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http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jo...
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next time you tell a joke, make it funny

haha i read that in cosmopolitan
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