Good comebacks?

Question

ok so i actually have some good comebacks, but i use them to often and they arent funny anymore so i need new ones! in the past i have used:

ill kill you

ill blow ur house up

ill eat ur kids

ill abuse u in hot oil

ill habg u with my belt

ill rip ur nipples off and glue them to ur fore head.

Any new ones

Answer 1

If you have some good comebacks, why didn't you list them?  The ones you listed are totally lame.

Answer 2

I 'll love you for all eternity... >_>

Answer 3

I'll molest the big hairy mole on your buttcheek.. ha ah ha.. just for laughs.

Answer 4

Hey man Listen can u send me your Runescape pass word and account (u awnsered my question) umm and ill then vote u as the best answer and ull get 10 points(my email is [e-mail])

Answer 5

I wouldn't p#$s  on you if you were on fire

Answer 6

ur mama

Answer 7

I'll beat your eardrum!

Answer 8

if i had a face like that id shave my a*s and walk backwards!

i'll break every bone in your body and play u like the bag pipes

i'll dance on ur grave

i wouldn't spit on u if u were on fire

i'll rip ur head off and sh*t down ur throat

i'd kick ur *** if i wasn't soo d**n sure you'd try to steal my shoe

i'll shove this(inset object in question) so far up ur a*s u'll have to brush ur teeth with it

i'd kick u in the *** but ur soo short i'd only hit ur head

i'll beat u soo bad u'll have to learn to sit down standing up!

at least i wasn't born sooo ugly my mother had to tie a bone around my neck to get the dog to play with me

one more word and i guarentee u'll have an accident..no threat just fact

punch u! hmm theres too many witnesses..u never know u might trip in front of a car later as i walk behind u!

i'm not the one who looks like he could eat an apple through a letter box!

u soo ugly a paedo would pass u over

i see the gap in your teeth and i don't know whether to call a dentist or kick a goal

do me a favour and droip dead d*ck head

your so big when u went to new york weraing ur yellow shirt a lady yelled.."hety taxi"

i'll rip ur arms off and beat u to death with them

i'll bite your ear off and spit in the hole