Good comebacks?please.......?

Question

i need some good comebacks please and thankyou

Answer 1

your mum should have sucked instead of fucked.

Answer 2

b***h you hella ugly go slap on the exrta makeup or f**k you, f**k you, your fake or you can just say ok to everything they say

Answer 3

 well, whenever someone says to me "you're ugly" or they say something really rude that leaves me annoyed or out of things to say, i always just tell them, "stop talking to yourself"

Answer 4

When someone say's your a B**** say,I would insult you back ,but Mother Nature has already done such a fine job,I just wouldn't compete!Or Excuse me,I think you have me confused with someone who actually gives a $*** about what you have to say.Or ,you know....life is too short to be MAD all the time......So I don't know why you bother!As a matter of fact....you should try something called Anger Managment....it HELPS alot!

-GOOD LUCK* Ty

Answer 5

person: What are you looking at

you: I don't know but its pretty ugly...

LMFAO

Answer 6

wow your just pathetic get brains and while you use them figure how to get friends. throw a life in to..

Answer 7

go away

Answer 8

"hey you have no friends and i feel bad for you, here's 25 cents, go get a life!"
this usually works when people in class think theyre funny and are being really stupid.

Answer 9

Check out Quipin.com, it is made for comebacks and insults.

Answer 10

i have a good one,

i feel sorry for you, what are you gonna use for a face when king kong asks for his a*s back?

or, when someone says your name:

My name aint a d**k, now get it the f**k out of your mouth.

Answer 11

there are alot of stupid people in the world and you helped me realize that thank you friend!!

Answer 12

look what the hideous,fat,hillbilly bus dropped off

Answer 13

You: Your so ugly not even plastic surgery could make you pretty

Answer 14

So if someon is making fun of you becuz of your face say if i get plastic surgery can you get a plastic barbie and ken to PLAY with ?

IDK { I DONT KNOW }


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 15

If they make fun of your wieght you just say.... i can lose my weight but what can you do about your face? hahahahaha that is just plain fun to say!

Answer 16

roses are red vilots are blue god made me pretty but what the f**k are you

Answer 17

hmm my brother is a real a*****e to me lol i just say to him do you have a gf he says no and i was like if you did you would be the b***h in that relationship!!

Answer 18

If they insult your appearance/clothes-
Give them a slightly scared look and say either "Oh what sorry I was hypnotized by the ugliness of your face/outfit" or "I'm better off than YOU'LL ever be"

Answer 19

your uglyniess makes me puke

Answer 20

Well, it depends on the situation...

But when someone talks s**t about me im usually like my name aint a d**k so keep it out your d**n mouth b***h! :D

Answer 21

have a day off!!!!!

Answer 22

I'm not the queen of comebacks, but as someone with the last name Dicked, I sure as h**l had to figure out a way to fend off a real "dickhead" from abusing my last name. Example:

Insult: "Hey Dicked! Will I get herpes if I sit next to you?"
Comeback: "Funny you should ask, some other f****t was asking me that a minute ago too.

or

Comeback: "I can't give you what you've already got dumbass"

or

Comeback: "I don't know, but will I get douchebag syndrome if YOU sit next to ME?

Basically, it depends on the situation and the s*x. Men don't like their masculinity, intelligence, or reputation challenged. So find a way to attack one of those three.

My brother is slow at comebacks, and this one guy kept interrupting his conversation. My frustrated brother asked me to help him out by giving him a generic comeback that would squelch anything the guy would say. So one day, my brother is chattin' with his posse when the one guy jumped in with his two cents,

Guy: "Isn't that story a little unlikely? I mean, who the h**l tries to jump into a pool during winter seas--"
Brother: "Hey! When I want you to talk, I'll take my d**k out of your mouth. In the meantime shut the *uck up and let me finish my story!"

For girls the situation can change a bit, but after listening to other put-downs and comebacks over the years here's my favorite one:

Sutuation: Towtruck with a car missing the front windshield drives by a gaggle of girls and they all stare at it.
Insulter: Looks like you're going to have to stop singing while you're driving or you'll bust the windshield out of your next car.
Comeback: "Actually, I was listening to your voice message when it cracked."

or

Offender: "I don't think that makes any sense."
Comeback: "Then share with us everything you know. I'm pretty sure it wont take more than a minute of our time to hear it."

Offender: "Was it easy getting that ugly?"
Comeback: "Why? Was it easy for you?."

Offender: "You're g*y!"
Comeback: "No, that (adjective: pink, plaid, shrunken, etc) shirt you're wearing is g*y. So I guess THAT makes YOU the bigger f****t"

Could go on with example... but I will leave it to the true "comebackers" to fill in some gaps! :-D

Answer 23

here are some good ones:
(T stands for they say U  stands for you say)
T: hey ugly outfit
U: hey ugly face
T: at least i don't have mental issues like you
U: ooh, you didn't know you had them?

T: your so stupid that you like Hannah Montana
U: you're so stupid you like the Jonas Brothers
T:they jonas brothers are hot
U: and hannah montana is ugly
T: thought you said you liked her?
U: oh I thought you were talking about someone i do like, that is not you.
T: ugh who?
U: see ya
T: wait... who???

T: you need concealer.
U:why
T: you're so ugly you need it
U: SO THATS WHY YOU USE IT
T: what? I'm not ugly
U: that's what i always thought.