Good excuses for Wife?

Question

My wife thinks I should do work around the house, I have a job that means you do EVERYTHING around the house. I'm never doing dishes or cleaning the house, when I told her that she looked at me like I had a third head, I wanted to knock her lights out. I'll save that for another day.

Anyway, I need some good excuses to get out of her dirty work. I won't do that. That is for the lazy woman who wont get jobs they are made to clean houses and make babies, Only thing women are good for, how dare she ask me to do her work... Sometimes I regret marrying her.

Answer 1

Whatever, Mary. Your wife must love being married to a Neanderthal.

Answer 2

you a*****e. you dont even deserve a wife. i hope she divorces u

Answer 3

pfft ur an idiot and  ajerk

i no wat u can tell her

tell her ur a tosser

she will understand

btw... ur not perfect, ur far from it

Answer 4

can you spell ASSHO*E? o wait you cant with all that Sh#T coming out of your mouth can you?  

Answer 5

GET FU#K URSELF U TOSSER

Answer 6

Go princess!!!!!!

Answer 7

Another Joke!  How about a missing person report?

Answer 8

Haha, you are a moron.

Answer 9

ONLY THING women are good for? She should regret marrying your sorry *** I cant even believe someone would marry you. Do her a favor and divorce her. I can understand the whole I work you take care of cooking and cleaning but don't expect it. My husband works I stay home and clean and cook but NEVER not once has he ever said anything like that to me. He wouldn't either because HE would be the one getting his "lights knocked out". If you do touch her hopefully she is smart enough to do something about it....but she did marry you so I don't know if there is much hope.  

Answer 10

I do think that if you work all day and she doesn't, when you come home, the house should be clean and dinner should almost be done to give you a chance to sit down and relax, but as far as your approach I think you suck.  Maybe your attitutude is why she doesn't do these things for you.  My husband is a good man, and I don't mind cleaning, cooking or washing...it brings me joy to have a pleasant home, but if my husband was an @sshole, I bet i wouldn't be in the cleaning or cooking mode.  So my advice to you is stop being an @sshole and maybe she might do something for your@ss