Good gift for bride to make up for the gag gift to groom?

Question

I made a cermics platter that says in the front "Mike & Doreen F***ing Rock" and the reverse side says "May the rest of your days together be S****y" "Love, The ourlastname

This gift is for a coworker who shares a dry sense of humor w/ me. The bride is a riot herself but it is her marriage I don't want to mock.

My husband & I hang out w/ them a lot and have had a lot of fun times.

They aren't even having a wedding. They are just going to the courthouse by themselves.

Answer 1

How about a $50.00 gift card to a nice restaurant?

Answer 2

You could get them some excellent cookwear from Cutco. There's a variety of kitchen sets that are guaranteed forever (i.e. will be replaced for free by the factory if they break, even 50 years from now). They make great gift sets. If this sounds good, send me a message and I can let you know more about it.