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Good knock knock jokes?

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It depends what kind you are wanting. You can get some good ones from videos off youtube.

If you are just wanting a good laugh then watch this video...it is rather rude language wise and in other ways slightly but i assure you i was crying with laughter after i watched it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD2mxuB2J...
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Knock knock

whos there

ach

ach who?

Bless you

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Knock knock

whos there?

...

whos there?

... ever heard of ding dong ditch?
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Knock, knock

Who's there?

Dwayne

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwoning.
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Knock knock

whos there?

Theodore

Theodore who?

the door is locked so im knocking.

hahaha XD
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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚Â™Ã‚Â¥
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knock knock whose there johnny johnny who? johnny knocksville!!!

[your name instead johnny knocksville or person your doing it to]
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Here is a cute one my 5 year old sister told me

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Moo.

Moo, who?

Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

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i once posted a knock-knock joke and the Y!A guy sitting there didn't like it so they deleted it:

knock knock

who's there?

alaska

alaska who?

alaska for dinner tonight, so open the door...

knock knock

who's there?

mickey

mickey who?

mickey's inside so open the door...

knock knock

who's there?

ping

ping who?

i didn't know you could speak chinese! open the door...

knock knock

use the door bell!

knock knock

COME IN...

come in who?

hey i'm supposed to ask the question and you should say a cheesy answer!

what?

don't give me that S**t...

ok ok let's start over...

NO

please?

NO

ok...have it your way. this isn't my house anyways...
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Knock,Knock-(whos there) orange! (orange who) Orange you glad I didn't say Knock,Knock again? My son 12 yrs old told me this one! Hope you find a belly buster!
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What is greater than God,

More evil than the Devil,

The poor have it,

The rich need it,

If you eat it, you will die?
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Knock knock.. whos there? You who? i'm right here .. 0.0
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knock knock

whos there?

interrupting cow

interrupting...MOO

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knock knock

whos there?

URA

URA who?

URA SNOTBALL!!

lol not directed at you, just a silly little knock knock joke ive always known
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