Good lies/excuses for cutting?

Question

i need some good excuses for cutting on your arm.. obviously my cat scratched me and i fell in a bush wont help if theres twenty scars on your arm in a horizontal pattern. so dont give me those.. and blah blah blah quit cutting its bad dont do that just give me lies..

Answer 1

you won't be able to lie yourself out of this one. just say that you won't do it anymore.  

Answer 2

ok why are u cutting yourself??  who are u helping cut themselves thats even worse than cutting your own self holy s***    do u have any friends?? how old are u?? and dont tell me to cut the sympathy c**p cuz im a cutter too ok  just im me seriously

Answer 3

there's nothing you can say to make people believe you. you can either attempt to lie about it, and have no one believe you or try to get the help you need. believe me, i've cut before too.

Answer 4

Just say I am an idiot who knows I need help but refuse to get it so let me do it till I die.  Hows that????  Good enough??

There are no good reasons/excuses.  You need help.  Not that you will listen I am sure.

Answer 5

quit cutting, or just say that i was attacked  

Answer 6

just say you're trying to kill yourself and make up lies to a therapist.real tears will be a good prop and you wont have to try to make that one up!

Answer 7

bandage them, and say you burned yourself on the stove. and then when you cut yourself just take off the bandages.  

Answer 8

just say it make you feel better, its the truth. buttt i probably didnt say what you wanted :0

Answer 9

Just always keep them covered. then you don't have to have an excuse. Or stop doing it so you don't have to figure out ways to lie.

Answer 10

um no lies,stop cutting,one day something is gonna startle you,and your gonna cut really deep and your gonna die.

but honestly even if you do lie,people aren't dumb enough to believe you

Answer 11

I think if you lie people will probably know you are, but if you want lies- I can supply them.

[And yeah I know you can not really just tell someone to stop; so I won't do that]

1. Say you were itchy and you used a broken plastic hair brush to scratch your arm repeatedly in the same place.

2. Say they are not scratches, they are burns from cooking with a pan divider- and it fell hot on your arm.

3. Say you were just drawing on your arm- then take a pen and draw another straight horizontal line on your arm to match the others.

4. Wear arm-warmers.

5. Tell the truth: 'Oh, I used to have a depression problem but not anymore' when you use that excuse, people tend to believe you.

I will try and think of more, but there you go for now.

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Hope I helped you in my own way.

Answer 12

Cut deep a centimetre or two below your wrist joint on the outside edge of the tendons. If done correctly this will sever your radial artery and will put you (and us) out of your misery.

If these instructions are too difficult for your to understand, cut underneath your chin along the side of your trachea. This will cut your carotid arteries meaning it'll be over even quicker.

Not exactly the advice you were looking for, but if you follow it you won't need that advice any more.

Answer 13

Giving anybody excuses for cutting would be irresponsible.

and yes, that means all of you who are giving this girl lies for cutting herself are very, very irresponsible and wrong.

Answer 14

i know you don't want these answers but you are getting it anyways firt its stupid and second your parents are not stupid whatever you say that wont believe it if you have that many cuts on you and you know when they do find out it will hurt them more then it hurts you when you do it and if you care about your family and friends then STOP!!!

Answer 15

just say you want attention.

Answer 16

hmmm..i need some more good ones too. sometimes if i only do one cut i make a point to point it out to someone and make a big deal out pf it so they dont think i did it on purpose.

i was using an exacto knife for an art project and it slipped. hehe (i've actually done that before, and used that as an excuse too)

there was a sharp nail sticking out of the underside of my desk and i sliced my arm on it.

if your going to do a lot of them all along your arm theres really no way to lie, everyones going to know.

you can also do it in less visible places like your thigh.  

Answer 17

How about this. You tell them the reason for them. The real reason. Cause everything comes out some day and its better to just get it out now than to leave it as a mystery. Tell them why you did it. There are not much excuses in this word for twenty scars on your arm hun... in fact they will probably know what it is the first time they see it.

Answer 18

Don't worry when the infection and fever happens you won't have time to make excuses in the ER they will all know what your doing.  Get help call 1-800-448-3000 and talk to a counselor.

Answer 19

Ok there's no excuse for this person to do what they are doing

tell them to talk to their parents

they need to tell them why they

cut maybe ur sad

u hate the way ur living

ur self esteem is on the floor

or u feel like u have no one u feel alone.

but hey u know what u or whoever it is shouldn't be cutting

i understand life is fuckkked up

but hey it goes on.

remember

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU ONLY MAKES U STRONGER.

DON'T BE WEAK MINDED THINK POSITIVE :)