Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team's game. They promised, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One day, Earl did die and so Bob waited for him to come back. Finally Earl returned with the news. He said to Bob. "I have good news and bad news. So I'll tell you the good news first........ There IS baseball in heaven."
"That's Awesome news!" Bob said
Then Earl said, ".........And now its time for the bad news...............You've been put down to be pitching at the game tonight."
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