Good qoutes?

Question

what are some really good qoutes to put in my profile?

Answer 1

1) Life is like toilet paper, long and full of ****.

2) Build a bridge and get over it!

3) Dont steal, the government doesn't like competition.

4) Underwear is like passwords.. change them often

5) She got her good looks from her father... hes a plastic surgeon).

6) when you squeeze my lemon, juice runs down my leg. LOL

Answer 2

"if you die in an elevator, remember to push the up button"

Answer 3

Don't eat anything blue! it could be yer nan

Answer 4

The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese

Sometimes You're the Pigeon, Sometimes You're the Statue

Answer 5

Don't ever judge a book by its cover

You don't have to know where you are going as long you know their is a rode you can see by Martin luther king jr

Answer 6

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

--Dean Martin

Answer 7

"As you go through life, 5 things you should beware, of whom you speak, to whom you speak and why and when and where."