Good sick excuse to get out of college class tomarrow. 10 POINTS TO BEST ANSWER?

Question

Ok this is Really bad but I have just 1 class tomarrow at college and i've just been REALLY stressed out lately its 3:00am and class is at 8am today and this weekend was just a huge mess no time to relax at all and I am low on gas (class is 45 min away) I need a Really good excuse so that I will be able to get an excused absence from my teacher I need ideas fast.. also: the usual oh poor me I am feeling ill excuse won't work I have a bunch of classes Tuesday and in one of them its the same teacher that I am trying to ditch tomarrow 10 Pnts best answer Please Help

Answer 1

Vomiting and Gastric, cant prove it but cant disprove it, just make sure people see you pretending to dry reach and run to the loo and hide out for a while, hope this helps, goodluck! :)

Answer 2

I pretended that I fainted in my room from low-blood sugar...It's happened to me before so everyone believed me and they told me to come back when I felt I could...=/

Or just, vomiting, or the whole, you feel absolutely terrible, like you can't get out of bed without feeling faint, but don't know what it is. But, if your college has a nurse, don't go to her/him if they tell you to see a doctor, and you need a doctors note, go to one that isn't involved with the school. It's just better that way, but only if you absolutely have to.