Good text message forwards??

Question

can anybody tell me some good text message forwards??

example:

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss aint a kiss unless its with tongues, so open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise... KEEP THIS GOING!

Answer 1

coke is red pepsi is blue ur crazy as h**l that why i f*ck wit you! Your my buddie my kick a$$ friend if i dont get this back f*ck you then! Send to all ur friends and see how many you get back. if you get 5 back ur a good f*cking friend!

Answer 2

 If you saw me in ten years time with a ring on my finger who do you think i would've married?

Answer 3

these are cool

Answer 4

fwd : 2010 is almost over confess somthinq yhu always wanted tuu tell me. . send tuu everyone in yhur contacts. hurry tha clock is tickinq !

Answer 5

GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD 

Answer 6

GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD GAYLORD 

Answer 7

You can always tell when a man is about to say somethig intelligent. The snetence always starts with "A woman onec told me.....?"

Answer 8

FWD: what candy am i?
skittles=cute starburts=s**y nerds=best friend hershy=kissable m&m= future bf/gf jollyrancher=my baby..... REPLY AND SEE WHAT U GET!

FWD: if i came with a WARNING label what would it say? Pass around and see what kind of warnings you get!

Answer 9

I looovvveee youuu! whoever stops this will be unhappy for 3days. tell nine friends you love them. hope i get one back! luv ya!

Answer 10

hey im here in africa and i was wondering if you wld send me a pic of you cause they dont belive we have monkeys in the us.