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1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you

take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two

makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is

always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I

tried- but they wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month

after you've purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry

the one you cannot live without... but whatever you

do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for

hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do

not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting

before you get tired.

13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong

and she agrees with me.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job

to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes

his job, he still ends up with the same boss(wife).

17. They call our language the mother tongue because

the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your

parents have done it for you.

19. Wise men talk because they have something to say;

fools talk because they have to say something.

20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions

between address books.

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  1. definately good reading, and have a star.


  2. I like this Posting. Oh, yes, indeed!  LOL.

    Good one!

    Thanks for the Chuckles, and have a Great Weekend!

  3. Really hilarious,thanks for the laugh on a tough and long day

  4. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha very clever and very funny

  5. some of them are so true.

    a good laugh though

  6. worth reading...

  7. a laugh is so true

    and some of these are to

    lol well posted cc

    x x x

  8. funny rotflol love it =D

    heres a star

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