1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you
take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two
makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I
tried- but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month
after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry
the one you cannot live without... but whatever you
do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for
hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do
not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong
and she agrees with me.
14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job
to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends up with the same boss(wife).
17. They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.
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