Gordon Brown has brought in 2000+ new laws since becoming PM. What are these laws so I know not to break them?

Question

I don't know what the new laws are so how can I be guilty of breaking one of the 2000+ if I don't know what the laws are?

I haven't been told what they are or been sent the new laws by post or email.

Answer 1

Law number one, you have to pass a test on what to eat and what to drink? Law Number 2, you have pass your driving exam 20 times in a year and buy new cars or we wont let you drive any more.

Law Number 3, be a law abiding citizend and still go to Jail.

Law Number 4, Murder, rape, harras people and live freely.

Answer 2

Only the Mad Hatter understands all the laws in Wonderland. I understand the Golden Rule: The man with the gold makes the rule. Just keep an eye out for the coppers and a well-stocked liquor cabinet, that's my motto. Make mine a single malt scotch.

Here's looking at you, kid.

Answer 3

Dont worry, there are not enough police, courts or prison cells to catch, convict and jail criminals anyway and even if there were, there is a huge army of do gooder PC tossers who will cry and bully until you are released to happily re-offend to your hearts content !!

Answer 4

Gordon Brown= Numpty

Take no notice!

He'll be gone soon enough!

Please!

Answer 5

Just so you don't get into trouble....be greedy, waste food, be g*y, lie, turn your back on the truth....oh yes and unless you are a police officer, don't protect yourself or anyone else. And yes...there's more....but hey...you get the picture?

Answer 6

I think you will find that most of these 'new' laws are in fact updated versions of old ones. Each gets counted as a piece of legislation. Many of the real new ones are obscure business and financial regulations which will never have any direct effect upon most people outside business & finance circles (e.g. changing rules about the way charities should  safeguard their funds against fraud only affects the treasurers and accountants of the bigger charities).

The reporters who write absurd stories about a lot of new laws know perfectly well that they are misrepresenting the facts and do it out of political bias.

Answer 7

your probably thinking about the whole term of the labour party. i really wish russia would go commy again, so the government can go back to hating someone else but us

Answer 8

that's ridiculous. 2,000 laws!!!

I don't know them either, but I'm not really bothered, they're probably stupid things that I would never do. If you want they're probably available somewhere on the net. Google it.

Answer 9

dont think he knows himself so shudnt worry too much! lol

Answer 10

2000+ new laws..Are you sure about that?, even Tony Blair never managed that in ten years

Answer 11

Law number one.  memorize all 2,000 laws by the end of July.

Answer 12

I think your avitar name says it all mate,where did you learn this bollocks?2000 new laws in 1 year,I dont think so!

Answer 13

i live just out side of london but i dont no any there probly really stupid ones like using a tooth pick in public or somethink x

Answer 14

I would be surprised if he has managed to string 2000 words together never mind 2000 laws.  He spent all those years in Tony's shadow only to step into the limelight and find he is c**p.  Is it just me or are all the politicians becoming one person, its like the "Borg" have set up home in the houses of parliament.