Got a funny joke, what do you think?

Question

my dad told me this joke, and when i heard, i burst out laughing, what do you think?

A guy walks into his doctors office, and the doctor takes him in for his year physical. he sits there when the doctor comes in and says, "sir, you need to stop maturbating." the man of course asked the doctor why. he replied, "I need to examin you."

Answer 1

THAT'S A GREAT ONE...i think that's really funny! did he make that up or did he here it from someone?becouse that was great! thaks for the joke that just made my day!

Answer 2

i dont get it

Answer 3

not funny

Answer 4

I don't know... I don't think it's that good. Maybe a little chuckle at the most, but that joke that one person said, about the baby is a good one. I made me LOL....:]

Answer 5

dumb

Answer 6

I think you'll find there's an S

some where in maturbating - x*x -

All those 'A's coming back to bite your Bum !!!!

KEEP EM COMING

Answer 7

haha that was really funny! star for you!

Answer 8

Hi,

   Hmmm.. Not funny to me,but i am not a man.

Your Friend,

poppy1

Answer 9

I don't get it.

Answer 10

It was pretty good here's another one.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”  

Answer 11

Heard it before.

Didn't get it.

Didn't laugh.

Didn't smile.

Answer 12

where's the punchline?