Got a good joke or did something funny lately? Please make me laugh lol i'm feeling down!! :) x?

Question

Got a good joke or did something funny lately? Please make me laugh lol i'm feeling down!! :) x?

Answer 1

During the first term of a class, a certain teacher was made very proud by the performance of his students. he blew his trumpets about his students everywhere he went.

After the end of the term, results came out and guess what... all his students failed.

then, at the resumption of the next term of the school, the proud teacher came to class very early that monday morning... only to be greeted by 8 of his past students.

teacher: Oh my... my lovely lovely dear old students... you are here to give me my gift for your excellent performances.

Students: (No) shaking there heads

Teacher: then what!!!

students: we failed and we are repeating.

Teacher: Bad!!! (paused) okay 8 out of 10 is not that bad

as he was saying it, one of his students entered..

Teacher: (suprised) and you too... you failed?

Student: Not only, but woefully too

He has not finished when the 10th student walked in...

Students: (laughing) Congratulations mr chapatti you just scored 10 out of 10...

Answer 2

two peanuts walk down a road

one was a-salted