Got any funny jokes?

Question

i got one, althought i dont think its a joke i forggot what its called but its funny. if you call a piano player a pianist, shouldent a race car driver be called a racist? lol that made me laugh really hard when i first heard it. do you guys got anything funny?

Answer 1

A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian

I WILL HAVE A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, A LARGE FRY, AND A MEDIUM COKE LIGHT ON THE ICE PLEASE..THANK YOU

the librarian looks at the dumb blonde and says

MAM you realize you are in a library

Then the blonde says

Im so sorry , and whispers to the librarian

"I will have a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a medium coke...

LOL that cracks me up every time i hear it. I LOVE blonde jokes

Hope i made you smile at least

Answer 2

Q: how many racists does it take to s***w in a lightbulb?

A: none. they dont want to be enlightened

Q: what gets wet as it dries?

A: a woman dry humping brad pitt

Q: why did the chicken cross the road?

A: to lay an egg. its rude to do it where all the people are

Answer 3

If you can kill deer during hunting season,

why are they so darn fussy during tourist season?

Answer 4

This is really dirrty but it is h**l funny:

One night a man and woman went to his house to have s*x when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"

So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"

Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said

"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!

Answer 5

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove that he was'nt chicken and how can you drown a blonde in the pool ? glue a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Answer 6

A nun, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and the barman says, "so, what is this? a joke?"