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Answer 1

If I were to spake it , I'd spake it to my face - Romeo and Juliet

I burst out laughing in class when I saw it!

Answer 2

"In any competition, competency is a myth.  The side to s***w up last wins.

Answer 3

So I'm repelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy ****, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"

And???

And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.

Answer 4

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Always borrow money from a pessimist.  He won't expect it back.

I like work.  It fascinates me.  I  sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

Answer 5

for lovers:

there are so many stars in the sky. among those whom you choose to ignore is that one star that continues to shine even if your glance remains elsewhere.

explanation:

in life we have different ideal men and women. we may have different choices.

there is that one guy or girl that is always there for us no matter what happens though we don't actually notice them and our attention is diverted to another person or simply our "crush".

Answer 6

Here's a few.

Love Quotes and Sayings:

He doesn't know it, but I look at him and can't help but smile and maybe when it's meant to be, he'll notice and smile back at me.

You know you're in love when the hardest thing to say is goodbye.

I started thinking about you and going through old pictures. Wondering why I love you so much and then I started crying. I had no explanation. There is just something about you that makes me love you so much... and you don't even know.

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night.

Love: If you love someone put their name in a circle and not a heart. A heart can be broken, but a circle goes on forever.

Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind, but only a sweet guy can open my heart.

How can you be friends with someone if every time you look at them it makes you want them even more?

I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it will be the day I'll stop loving you.

Someday you'll be sorry, someday when you're free. Memories will remind you that we were meant to be.

I'm not supposed to love you. I'm not supposed to care. I'm not supposed to spen my whole life wishing you were there. But I do, cuz...well...I'm in love with you.

Listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye.

Nobody wanna see us together, but it don't matter no cause i got you babe.

I don't run from you, I walk away slowly. And it kills me because you don't care enough to stop me.

Before I met you I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.

He gave her twelve roses. 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I'll love you untill the last one dies"

I get the best feeling when you smile at me because I know that for just one second I crossed your mind.

Why can't I breathe whenver I think about you. Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you.

I'm so scared that I'll want to love you forever and you'll only want me for a few moments in your life.

I'm just a crazy girl who loves this boy way too much.

Ask anyone. When his name comes into conversation, her eyes sparkle.

Funny Quotes and Sayings,Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings, and Insults:

For all of you who talk about me, thanks for making me the center of your world.

Life is good. Try to get one Ok?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

You Go Girl! No one wants you here!

If you're going to be two-faced; sweetie atleast make one of them pretty.

If you can't ignore an insult. Top it. If you can't top it. Laugh it off. If you can't laugh it off. It was probably deserved.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

It's not my fault I fell in love! You tripped me!

If barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?

If you're cute, you can call me baby. If you're nice, you can call me sweetie. But if you're hot, you can call me tonight!

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Men are like coffee. the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Quotes relateing to life:

I'm the type of girl... Who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You asked what was wrong and I said nothing. Then I turned around and whispered everything.

Sometimes when I say "Oh I'm fine" I want some one to look me in the eyes and say "Tell the truth"

I wished I was a white crayon so I'd never be used.

Do.You.Remember.When.

Getting high meant swinging on the playground...the worst thing boys could do to you ws give you cooties!  Mom was your hero and you were marrying daddy...Wearing skirts didn't mean you were a **** and war was just a card games. Only skinned knees hurt and the only things that got broken were toys.  We only smoked bike tires and life was so carefree. It's crazy thinking back on all of this and how I had wanted to

Just.Grow.Up.

What matters most is how you see yourself.

I spend too much time thinking about things that will never happen and dressing up for the boys that will never care.

If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything.

*Hope This Helps*

Answer 7

love unifies what the mind thinks and how the heart feels.

so if your mind and heart doesn't agree, then its not love..

right?

Answer 8

well tough bananas then!!

pip pip a doodly doo (say it like a jewish man)

hola chica! comas stas!