Got the team, got the tactics got the manager?

Question

dirtybhoy

erra chas timalloys happyman

bawzoot belfast dave miss eire

mr struth paratus

manager.......adele..

we need a team name..

Answer 1

You will get no problems from me Adele, sorry, boss, (grovel, grovel).

I would suggest that we all arrive in seperate transport before the game and do likewise after it.  Unless you want to hire a coach, in which case we would be lucky to have half a team left by the time we got to the game !  Plenty of shiners and broken teeth at least !

Nah, save the aggression to unleash it on the oppostition, poor b@stards.

Just read yours there Thomas.  Plenty of life in this auld dug yet.  I reckon I would last at least 15 minutes.  OK, maybe ten then.  Stop picking on the oldies, and get to your work.

Answer 2

well i think we might be struggling up front don't fancy the look of the 2 old codgers maybe need to replace them after 5 mins

Answer 3

can I have an assistant?

gonna have some problems with that Billy one I can see it now :-)

and manage Dave? how do I do that with a straight face!!

are you sure you want an English person as manager? remember John Barnes LOL

name.... Racelt united

Answer 4

Well as you have missed out on the best right back N.Ireland ever produced let me pick the teams name,,how about.......FARTICK THISTLE...lol.

Answer 5

think adele is ideal for our manager.she is younger than the rest of us and i like a good scrub doon in the showers after the game.never mind the manager,is adele the masseuse as well

Answer 6

I could invest in that team but I would want to sign a few more players Struthie. I think a 30,000 seater stadium with a view to build more into it. I am, if I may say myself, something of a decent right sided midfielder. Even at my age I can still run and pass accurately.

I will just have to be happy with OWNING the team, I suppose!!!!

Answer 7

the lemons because we are all bitter but add a wee drop of sugar and some water then we become lemonade......how sweet

Answer 8

bigots united!  

Answer 9

feck the name,i want the fixture list now.just sharpening ma studs with the grinder the noo.after av broke the oppos legs can i start on the huns within our squad as that would be quite fun too.Adele,im thinking you could be the physio also,and ive got a terrible groin strain at the moment.i do worry about our defence as with the slags Erra and Chas together there could be a terrible amount of flirting with the female fans going on.

Answer 10

I've got the tic-tacs.