This doctor had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her
life . He finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all
her medications that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills and said to her
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night." she replied..
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possible help you sleep."said the doctor.
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it
in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks....................and believe me, it helps me sleep at
night."
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