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Grandpa's birthday????

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4 old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home.

About then an old Grandpa walked in.

One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

The old man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants & under shorts & we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times & to jump up & down several times. Then they all piped up & said, 'You're 87 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees & grinning from ear to ear, all 4 old ladies happily yelled in unison--'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'

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  1. That was hill air ee us!!!! That is one of the funniest jokes EVER!!!

    Star for you!!

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  2. haha!! bloody funny joke!

  3. Wow, very funny.LOL

  4. Heard something similar before, lol all the same :D

  5. funny as h**l,good show.

  6. hahaha lol ***star 4 u***

  7. A few months later......

    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

    Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she needed to communicate.

    After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

    A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

    Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

    A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

    Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew......

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    "The b******s won't let me f**t."  
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