Grapefruits are people too...?

Question

Subcommander Grapefruit is displeased when people treat him/her/it differently because he/she/it is a grapefruit.

Subcommander Grapefruit is pleased, however, when people drink grapefruit juice.

Answer 1

I LOVE grapefruit juice!! Since I got pregnant it's my favorite and I drink it even more than orange juice, about a half gallon every couple of days.

Answer 2

And they can be real sour pusses!

Answer 3

subcommander grapefruit just needs to remember that some people don't know how to treat grapefruitkind and they feel awkward around grapefruits because they never really got to know any.  

Answer 4

Thank you for reminding me; I'm putting it on my list.

Answer 5

Subcommander Grapefruit is hereby demoted to pre-Ensign.

-- Captain Watermelon.