Great One Liners ?

Question

A friend in need is a pest indeed.

Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the

sudden stop at the end.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your

horn louder.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an

incoming train.

Born free, taxed to death. (You need to start

working to realize this one)

Answer 1

well this day was a total waste of makeup

to i look like a f**king people person

if you think no one cares, try missing a couple of payments

lol i like some of yours, heard some before though

Answer 2

Very Good :-D

Answer 3

lol good ones

Answer 4

Very good.