Groucho Marx quotes What do you think?

Question

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening , but this wasn`t it!

No man leaves before his time, unless the boss leaves early

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Answer 1

great quotes especially the first one :)

Answer 2

Yes a wonderfully funny man quite surreal at times

Answer 3

Hi very funny and very strange Hugs

Answer 4

Yeah, d**n funny man. My favourite is: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Answer 5

Great stuff.

My own favourite is the one which runs along the lines of asking the hotel staff to deliver a bunch of flowers to the attractive lady in Room 242.

"And write  - with warmest regards - on the back of the invoice" - so I believe it went.

Answer 6

You forgot

Time flies like an Arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Answer 7

haha funny

also

" i wouldn't be a member of a club that accepts me"

Answer 8

Loved Groucho, and the Marx Brothers. Loved his exchanges with Margaret Dumont and even loved the names of his characters in the films, e.g. Rufus T. Flywheel, and his songs, e.g. Lydia the Tattooed Lady.

Here are a few more of his quotes:

* She got her good looks from her father - he's a plastic surgeon

* Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

* I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago - I shot my broker.

* Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.

* I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

* Look, if you don't like my parties, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, leave in a minute and a huff.

* I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.

* I don't have a photograph but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.

* Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.

* Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Any time you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere

* I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.

* I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

* Any man who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.

* Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.