Mr X: <dialing 911>
Policeman: <answers phone>
Mr X: Sir, help me! Help me! Please! There's a cat in my house! Help me!
Policeman: What?! A cat?!
Mr X: Yes, sir! A cat is in my house! Help me, sir! Help me!
Policeman: A cat? But a cat is not dangerous. Why are you so afraid?
Mr X: No, sir. It is dangerous! It is dangerous!
Policeman: No, a cat is not dangerous.
Mr X: Yes it is, sir! It's dangerous! Help me quickly! Please!
Policeman: Who are you?
Mr X: ??????????????
WHO IS MR. X??????
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