Guiness book of records?

Question

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and the Hunchback of Notre Dame

were talking to each other and Sleeping Beauty said that she was the most beautiful woman in the world.

Tom Thumb said that he is the smallest person in the world.

The Hunchback said that he is the ugliest person in the world.

Just to reconfirm their claims, they all decided to go to the Guinness Books of Records to check their status.

Sleeping Beauty came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office with a big grin on her face as she has been reconfirmed as the most beautiful woman in the world.

Tom Thumb came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office dancing a jig and whistling a tune as he is still the smallest person in the world.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame came out with a confused look on his face.

Sleeping Beauty and Tom Thumb were curious and asked the Hunchback what was wrong.

In a dejected and confused voice the Hunchback asked………………..

"Who the f##k is Wayne Rooney ?"

Answer 1

Brilliant.  Better than the c**p Yank humour that seems to fill every page by that bloody duck.  When does hunting season start?

Answer 2

lol shrek!!

Answer 3

classic!

Answer 4

Haha!

Answer 5

Genius    10/10    

Star Time 4 U    *

;-)

Answer 6

id end it with

who the h**l is Caveman Dave !

lol

Answer 7

Tops

Hey I heard he crashed his new BMW and the airbag got sick.

Answer 8

who is...Borac Obama!?!

Answer 9

Ha ha ha ha, typically British humour, well you made me laugh alright, nice one...!

Answer 10

Haha, lol! :D

(Wayne Rooney is a famous footballer. And not much else.)

Well, I suppose he beat someone at something, even if it's not football.

Answer 11

Fail.

Answer 12

WHO is Wayne Rooney? I dont get it!