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Guy cuts his p***s off in London! Must read article, do you find it funny?

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Tuesday April 24 2007

A man burst into a busy central London restaurant and chopped off his own p***s with a knife in front of horrified diners, police and reports said today.

The man - identified by the Sun as a 35-year-old Polish national - ran into Zizzi, in the Strand, at 9pm on Sunday.

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about," Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the paper. "Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his p***s out. Then he cut it off. . I couldn't believe it." A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30 and 40 was the only person hurt in the incident, and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

He was taken to hospital, where his condition was described as stable. According to the Sun, the man was being assessed by psychiatrists and was expected to be detained under the mental health act.

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  1. Was he circumcised?


  2. oh my god.....

    i cant believe any guy in their right mind would want to do that.

    i think he mustve been on somehting

  3. wow! Thats really wierd...

  4. i don't realy find it that artical that funnie at all.

  5. I was kinda laughing,  then this happened:

    "popped his p***s out. Then he cut it off. "

    Then I almost cried in laughter.

    Reminds me of that Pain Olympics I saw back in the day, but funnier.

  6. Ha that reminds me of a commercial I recently saw on TV where a guy is on a webcam and says"I'm gonna to do something never before seen on the internet." and he pulls down his pants, graps a pair of garden clippers and cuts his p***s off.  He screams and as he falling to the floor he lifts up a fist and says"Yeah....I'm gonna be famous."  Funniest commercial ever.  Though I forgot what it was about.

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