Guy goes to the doctors and says?

Question

doctor everything i eat comes out the other end just the same, if

i eat a hard boiled egg it comes out like a hard boiled egg, if i eat

steak and chips it comes out like steak and chips, how can i make it come out like shite, and the doctor says "eat shite"

Answer 1

FUNNY HAHAHAHA

LOL

LMAO

Answer 2

From one "Shite" joke to another..

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

The woman signaled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her butt.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind l**k Maneuver, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.'

Answer 3

cute, have a star.

Answer 4

Bartoni joke is better than yours al least it was funny